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Not Rigby, Not Roosevelt

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DC:Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel:YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC:We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel:HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC:The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel:DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC:After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel:PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC:We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel:NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC:We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel:NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC:We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel:FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC:Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel:NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC:Wait-
Marvel:NEW FEMALE THOR
DC:I didn't-
Marvel:NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel:TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel:PEACE
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My philosophy for the Bar Exam

whatthebarexam:

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OMG. This is everything. 
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OMG. This is everything. 

(Source: beyoncevoters)

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newyorker:

A humorous update of Eloise’s life, now at the Crowne Plaza: http://nyr.kr/1k3eXJo

“Every morning, I go out to Times Square and see what kinds of discounts they’re offering on show tickets, and whether there are any new colors of M&M’s
And then I follow Elmo around for a while, to see if I can catch him smoking or saying any bad words”

Illustration by Jordan Awan.

A childhood classic updated.
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newyorker:

A humorous update of Eloise’s life, now at the Crowne Plaza: http://nyr.kr/1k3eXJo

“Every morning, I go out to Times Square and see what kinds of discounts they’re offering on show tickets, and whether there are any new colors of M&M’s

And then I follow Elmo around for a while, to see if I can catch him smoking or saying any bad words”

Illustration by Jordan Awan.

A childhood classic updated.

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demonaday:

Demon day tired of this shit. Demon day will I even do anything about it
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demonaday:

Demon day tired of this shit. Demon day will I even do anything about it

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really-shit:

Fly Art is what happens when you mix classical paintings with Hip Hop.

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explodingdog:

Crazy Monster talking about change.
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explodingdog:

Crazy Monster talking about change.

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Getting back my practice test grade

whatshouldlawbroscallme:

Barbri is like:

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I feel this way every day.

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